Little Green Fascists

(Note: Not meaning to steal the name from the blog with the same name. It just fits so perfectly..)

//UDPATE: Apparently Charles Johnson, who knows no reasoning, has redirected every link that’s coming from this site to a rather amusing flash video. In order to circumvent this and read the scum written by his minions without being called an idiot by the Idiot™ himself, you can download the Firefox De-Referer Plugin, or even easier: Right click on every link you want to follow, click on “Copy Link Location”, and open it separately in a new window or tab. – Hat Tip to anonymous commenter who pointed this out.

A few posts ago I got into a heated discussion for daring to complain that there’s a war on Islam going on over the web. Well apparently there is a bunch of people who are insisting on fighting a global war against Muslims and Islam, from the comfort of their homes. So I decided to play along. Usually in any war, you apply tactics against your enemy that they fear and hate most. Which is why I’m going to do just that: Expose those dolts for what they really are. You will notice that I won’t do much to counter what they accuse Islam of. That’s going to be a post of its own.

Now I don’t need to show what kind of hypocrite Charles Johnson is, the author of the site (also known as Chuckles, a nickname he’s not too fond of). There’s this nice blog that has done it already many times before. However, as a tree is known by its fruit, I’m going to present a few (of many) examples of how Charlie’s faithful readership, the so-called army of lizards, normally behaves in the usually massive comment sections:

Disclaimer: Be prepared for a very long and very disturbing post. The following excerpts contain a massive share of profanity, bigotry, hypocrisy, extreme intolerance and are of completely ignorant, racist and/or genocidal nature. Guaranteed to severely offend. All typos, spelling mistakes, insults and profanities are left unedited. If you are not willing to ruin your day by reading this, I strongly suggest you leave now and enjoy a nice glass of juice in the sun. There are a lot of better things in life. Read at own risk.

As an introduction check out this brilliant piece of armchair-rhetoric about what one lizard thinks of left-wingers:

#174 JoiseyMafia
I have always found it amazing that people like Charles put themselves out here on the internet and can remain so calm and non-chalant about the lunatics from the Left who attack him verbally on a daily basis.I could never do it as i have the tendency to take such attacks personally. Im not thin skinned to name calling as i could care less abput being called a Nazi or a jack-booted fascist. I take umbrage at what the loonie Left calls America and Americans. After reading what some of these traitorous Leftists leave behind on the carpet i have to go hit my workout program and get out my anger. I dont know how you do it Charles but im glad to have someone like you on the correct side , on the side of sanity and morals.

[Haahahahahahahahahaa - ed.]How these wackos on the Left live with such anger, hate and lunacy is beyond me. They use the worse gutter language that you would hear from criminals and the insane. My wifes boss who is a criminal phsycologist agrees that many of these people border, if not cross over, on insanity and he has dealt with some of the worse kind of criminals including well known serial killers.

Many of the worst mass killers are/have been some very intelligent people yet they, just like the Left, seem to have violent tendencies, act rather immature under certian conditions, have no idea of right and wrong, poor or non-exsistant morals,tend to live in a fantasy world of their own making and extreme narcisistic tendencies. And the Left is loaded with those characteristics.

I would not be surprised if some of these moonbats have criminal tendencies. And i would not be surprised if many of them have been diagnosed with mental disorders some time in their lives. It seems possible after just reading what many of them post. They fantasize about death, murder and assasantion all the time. That to me signifys very sick and twisted minds.

Every day i find it amazing that i live and work among such people on a daily basis who would probally try to do me bodily harm if they could. It boggles my mind.

At this point I suggest you play a little game: Write down a checklist of every accusation he has made to left-wingers, and place a tick next to each one every time it applies to what you’re about to read next, which are comments coming from the same people who think in the same way. The result is hilarious. First universal truth at LGF: Islam is evil. And nobody has the right to question or deny that:

#18 hyphen
I’ve heard from Muslims, on more than one occasion, that Islam respects women, that Muhammad treated women well (rolls eyes), and that Aisha led men to war (wow…). Western liberals believe the lies being told to them by “moderate” Muslims.Then we read about acts of misogyny like this. Whom to believe, whom to believe……the news or what comes out of the mouths of Muslim apologists….

Classic example of somebody who categorically refuses to understand. “What? Good Muslims exist? They didn’t show that on the news.. It must be a hoax. Move along people, there’s nothing to see here..” And they’re passing it on:

#58 MandyManners
I’ve already started teaching the kid that Islam is evil.

The response was interesting. It proves that every time I try to find some consistency in lizards’ arguments, I fail:

#59 Sharmuta [Arabic slang for "Whore". Go figure.. - ed.]
58 MandyMannersMost excellent! You’re a good mother.

But then in another post:

#59 Sharmuta
Can there be anything more vile than the indoctrination of innocence to a cult of Hate and Death?

Ok, let’s keep those last 5 words in mind, and see who is actually the cult of hate and death here. Take a look at the hate that’s keeping LGF alive:

#50 madmama
Well, lo and behold!
I just mentioned it last week….when coming back from China.
I flew into Chicago…..
The first person I saw, who screened my passport was…”ACHMED”…..he was the customs official.
He didn’t even look me in the eye….and I immediately felt bad, bad vibes!The next person at the security detail was named “HASSAN”…..!

I told my friends right then and there….how easy it would be to infiltrate the ’system’!

Now it’s happening.
It was only a matter of time.
The people in our government really are IDIOTS!

It’s up to us…..no one else is going to protect us!

Right. Because around every corner, there’s an evil Muslim waiting for a signal from the boss to start the systematic takeover of America and the enslavement of all humanity. And the aliens will come and help too. And I own an island in the Caribbean. Well fine then, keep on trembling in fear! Enjoy your fantasy adventure while it lasts, before you grow sick of it and find another group of people to pick on and throw all kinds of crap at.. Just like here in Germany 70 years ago, when Jews were victimized by this kind of hate and fear.

#77 JWM
And we keep up with the multi-culti’after all not all muslims…’. Bullsh*t. Every muslim is a potential vector for jihad, either actively or complicitly. Importing muslims into America is cultural suicide. Tolerating islam is ignoring the seeds of evil as they sprout at your doorstep. Hiring a muslim for airport security is like… oh, forget it.
I’ve just had it with this crap.

So you’re suggesting that all 1.6 Billion Muslims are terrorists or potential terrorists. I get it now. I’ll be waiting for a letter to land in my mailbox that says: “CONGRATULATIONS! You have officially been granted the title of ‘potential terrorist’! To upgrade to ‘terrorist’ status apply for an annual membership. Call now! 1-800-TERRORISTS“

Here’s a good one, it contains ignorance, bigotry, misogyny, racism and violence all at once:

#39 AZfederalist
Wow, muslims in a Caribbean paradise. So, they plan to bag the women there too? There’s a plan that’s destined for failure (at least among those Jamaican women with at least two brain cells to rub together)./You want me to wear a what?! In this heat!?!
Are you @#$%’n out of your ever-livin’ jihadi mind?! Wear this, you goat-@#$%’n 7′th century !@#$ in a dirty nightshirt! Clang!

A short word about racists on LGF. A couple of months ago, blogger Umar Lee posted a picture from the 50s showing the lynching of a black person and called the post: “1950s Little Green Footballs Gathering“, as a way of poking fun at their racism. (For some reason, the picture isn’t there anymore).
“Bu.. bu but Islam is not a race!” – Yes, I know Islam is not a race, and that by Islamic teachings, race is irrelevant, but go to LGF and substitute “Muslims” with “Blacks” or “N***ers” and you have blatant and clear-as-the-sun racism. Or substitute it with “Jews” and I dare you to tell me with a straight face that it’s not “antisemitism”. Go on, do it now!

To get back to Umar, he got a torrent of angry e-mails and comments from LGFers that perfectly proved his point. If it wasn’t so evil it would be very, very funny (Emphasis added):

Dilbert:
awake,why debate with these niggers and nigger lovers? it is clear that these animals can’t be reasoned with

[In another comment:] Umar and those with him are nigger loving ass lickersWhite Nationalist
Can any of you name a black run country that is not a shit hole? the countries that were doing something were whites run. when the whites were run out by the natives, the country goes to shit.

whites could give non-whites (and nigger loving whites) this country and let them come in as they want and we could move to africa (after they left) and within 30 years africa would be a world power. this country would be a shit hole asking for handouts from us.

Fenris
awake

you can’t reason with these rag heads. the only way is to get them the hell out of our country (..)
i bet i could kick you nigger loving ass

Latrell Washington
Personally, I find this blog to be offensive and juvenile, just like your typical muslim extremist. If you pro-jihad imbeciles continue on your course of ignorance, it will only be a matter of time before it becomes open season on muslim extremists around the world and we will be able to just exterminate you like the rats that you are.

I look forward to this day.

Fireside
Albertadude

I can’t believe what you’re writing. What in the hell would you make friends with these fucking rag heads that want to kill us all? They are making tuqqiyah on you. the next President should pass an executive order banning mosques in our country

That’s another thing about LGF. They like to act all-knowing and use Islamic terms like they have an idea. Yet they know jack, and make fools out of themselves in the process (as usual). The two best examples are “dhimmi” and “Taqiyya”. I swear to God, before actually going to LGF I didn’t know what those words meant. Apparently “dhimmi” is supposedly a very-widely used term describing adherents of other religions living under Islamic rule as 3rd class citizens. In fact, never in my life have I heard any Muslim actually say that word, and every Christian I knew who was living in predominately-Muslim Cairo lived a normal life like everybody else.
(Never mind the fact that Islam teaches to acknowledge Jesus and Moses as God’s messengers, the Bible and Torah as his words, etc etc..)

Now to “Taqiyyah”. After researching a bit, I found out why I hadn’t heard of this word before. It’s because it’s used by Shia Muslims only! It means when one hides his faith as a result of fear, persecution or compulsion, often thought of to be a means of deceit. In fact, many Sunni clerics denounce this, as a real Muslim doesn’t need to conceal his faith.

But in LGFistan, apparently you gain more credibility and respect by knowing more about the enemy. No need to question your vast knowledge and wisdom if you can throw around a few Arabic words. And if you’re part of the gang, you’re always right:

#7 Peacekeeper
Ok, I goofed. It is a public University, clearly it is our business. I should read the link before getting snarky.
My first mistake. Ever. [Didn't know we had perfect humans.. Apparently LGF does - ed.]
Sorry Charles.

But it _would_ help their sad credibility if they had any idea what the hell they’re talking about:

# 10 siiras
A black muslim makes as much sense as a Nazi Jew.

Well then Einstein, explain why one of the closest companions of Mohamed (PBUH) was a black Ethiopian, why I see a handful of black Muslims every time I go to a mosque, and why being black and Muslim at the same time is contradictory when Islam has explicitly stated that all humans are created equal and that the only “difference” is by how pious one is. No wait, in the world of LGF, some humans are more equal than others.. They won’t understand how everyone can be equal.

Often you will find people there saying: “Quran teaches violence, gang rape, looting, murder, yadda yadda”. Not only do they say that, but they repeated this lie long enough to believe it themselves:

#85 hyphen
Who is your role model? The Prophet. Who is your role model? The Prophet.Who would you like to rape when you grow up, Abdulllah?

Abdullah: The little girl down the street and all her friends.

Are these people reading another Quran than the one we do? Oh right, nobody actually read it to start with. Except a few ripped-out-of-context verses found on scummy obscure anti-Islamic hate-sites. But that’s good enough as having read it, right? Right..?

My good friend ‘Red Tulips’ said I am possibly living proof of everything LGF is saying. Charming.. In fact, LGF would consider me one of their biggest enemies, just because as a Muslim I can break every single one of their stereotypes. You see, not only does LGF stereotype Muslims (and support hostility and violence against them), but they refuse to acknowledge that any good can come from them, as demonstrated in the following comment:

#137 hayseed
If he’s a real muslim, he’s lying to you. If he isn’t lying to you he’s not a real muslim (he doesn’t get to decide that.)

I’m not even dignifying this one with an analysis. Remember the Virginia Tech massacre? Before the identity of the murderer came out, they were already wishing that it would be a Muslim, because it would fit into their stiff and narrow mindset. Instead: “What? Non-muslim terrorist?! Does not compute..”

Ok, so we’ve seen how LGF endorses mindless hate. And it’s not just Muslims and left-wingers, it’s democrats, liberals, Europeans, peace and peace activists and practically anybody who doesn’t agree with them 150%. Add to that that everybody who doesn’t do everything in his power to p$&# off these people, especially Muslims, is considered “spineless” and a “coward”, even worthy of getting killed:

#55 crown_of_feathers
Charles:
Think you need a thread on the Alan Johnston video.Let me pre-emptively state: I hope that scumbag dies a rotten death at the hands of his heros.

Now let’s take a closer look at the very people that are trying to convince me that I belong to a death cult:

#the Boodge
You may not like it, and it may not be very PC, but we are gonna have to just free the world from ISLAMIC OPPRESSION and wipe them all out. Its not a religion, its a death cult!Time to quit palying games with the terrorist and put an end to this mess once and for all!

I find it a bit grotesque, how somebody who makes that death-cult accusation talks about “wiping them all out” in the previous sentence. The response:

#104 Poimanester
You beat me to it. Either this generation of lil’ jihadists will be deprogrammed or we will have to kill every single one of them. Too bad, but the math is pretty simple.

Now behold the highly disturbing nature of the following comments:

#66 BabbaZee
51 Frank_Mtl
If you could get a hold of every child 6 and under right now and whisk them away somewhere to save them…..IMO it would then take 15-20 years to see the fruits of those saved 6 & unders, behold the next generation of “reeducated” people.

The LARGE majority of the rest of them, from the age of 7 up to 45 years old are completely lost, incurable IMO.

I will not state outright what I think should be done about those lost ones here, and only for the love of Charles.

Certainly he should not take the heat for anyone’s “radical” views, especially mine.

But the answer is biblically permissible. Just not polite or acceptable to PC society.

However…..
I go by the word of GOD,
not men.

What I would do about it is not acceptable to so called civilized western men, who are rapidly being eaten by the cancer of uncivilized beasts.

What do you do about cancer, I ask them?

“Biblically permissible”. And you were whining about people who justify murder with religion. I see..
Now for one that’s not so subtle:

#1 The Law Student
I’ve been fond of transfer of these subhuman sarcens for a while. Perhaps something more like targetted genocide at the religious muslims will become necesary.

And another:

# 42 Pawn of the Oppressor
I had no idea about the killing of the two guys in Ramallah.I can’t post anything right now that won’t get me banned. If I was Israel’s president at the time, unfortuntely I think the response would have been eventually classified under “genocide”.

Genocide. For two dead people. Hitler is probably smiling up at you from hell, you bloody psychopath. And an even more disturbing one:

#30 Mark Roth
This is not news. I had a similar plan for the solution to the palestian/Israeli issues. It goes like this:Pay each palestinian man, woman, child and infant $5000, load them onto airplanes and ship them to Riyad. Once there push them out and repeat until all “palestinians” were safely in Riyad. Then nuke Riyad.

A physician friend of mine had a question about the plan, because he felt the cost of nukes was perhaps unwarranted.

“What altitude do you plan to push them out at?” he asked.

Obvious solution to the problem.

Wow. Somebody who has devoted himself to curing people is suggesting ways to kill other humans, including women, children and infants. Just.. Wow.

Here’s somebody that’s suggesting about Palestinians what the nazis were thinking of doing to Jews in the third Reich:

#35 Jan
Elimination is the only solution; I know that sounds bad, but that’s the way it is. Forced sterilization, and full occupation to keep them under control until the problem solves itself in about 50 years.Unfortunately the palinazis have to spill rivers of innocent blood before that could ever happen. Or it may be that no amount of muslim violence will be enought to wake up today’s PC-brainwashed population to the grim reality.

I’ll give you a grim reality. Go and spend some time in Gaza. See for yourself what’s going on and then form your own opinion, like what Karin or Haitham Sabbah did. Then you won’t be posting such crap like:

#49 transferthem
Refugee camp my tuchus!! Centre of terror and genocide, maybe, but no refugee camp.Is this part of the area the un is bleating that it can’t feed? I hope so. If every subhuman piece of excrement in the rafah non refugee camp dies slowly and painfully of starvation, I’ll have a great Passover!!

Why is the un feeding terror? It’s demise would make Passover even happier than thousands of dead terrorists in raffah.

Maybe if the un ceases to feed the raffah bacteria then they will have to consider getting off their f*****g asses and doing something about earning themselves a living instead of devoting themselves to a death cult and sending out their kids to blow up all over Israel.

Here are some very brief but direct ones:

#10 Student of Objectivism
Carpet bomb Tehran. It should have been the first thing on our agenda since 1979.#25 Maccabee
Death to the Arabs

#39 Brownfinger
My god these people suck! Carpet bomb the west bank and gaza tonight! Send arafat to hell to see mohammed then nuke iran for good measure. Fu*k france, germany, and the un.

(I will never capitalize the first letter of anything to do with pisslam again. That shows far too much respect for these scumbags.)

I am a strong opposer of violence, but if that last one was in front of me right now I would’ve made an exception and punched his sorry face to a pulp. *spit*

You also have you share of armchair generals:

#116 Shiplord Kirel
What would I have done?Immediately after the identity of the 9-11 murderers was established, I would have asked Congress for a declaration of war contingent upon the Taliban’s response to an ultimatum to turn over bin Laden and his entire gang.
Once the deadline was past, and war was declared, I would have asked for a blank check for national defense, a tax increase, rationing and price controls as necessary, and all other emergency measures to fight another world war.
I would have called up ALL military reserves, just as FDR did in 1941.
I would have asked for authorization for a renewal of the draft, but first I would have made an impassioned call for 1 million volunteers to fight a global war of extermination against Islamic terrorists.

I would have opened the battle with simultaneous strikes against Al Qaeda affiliates and supporters in every part of the world, applying World War 2 rules of engagement, and with or without the consent of the local governments. This is what many of us expected, and we were sorely disappointed. I was astonished, for example, when American forces did not smash the AQ nest in Somalia in the early days of the war. The rats scampered back to Saudi Arabia but returned to Somalia once they realized they were safe there. They should not have been safe in Saudi itself, for that matter.

The idea that we didn’t have the forces for this is frankly ridiculous. Very few of our troops were needed in Afghanistan and the wartime expansion would have filled the ranks by the time Iraq came along, provided Saddam had continued his defiance after his fellow terror enablers had been reduced to charred bones.

No wonder the left devils started seeing this as an opportunity to relive their Vietnam glory days. It is being fought like Vietnam, a peacetime war. We can’t afford to lose this time.

.. politicians:

#32 Killgore Trout
I think the real question that none of them are talking about is what to do with the Palestinians. Is anyone going to go out on a limb and state that we’re cutting of all aid to Palestine until they become peaceful? ["..they're all dead?" - There.. I corrected it for you - ed.]

..”good-natured” and “loving” people:

#28 hyphen
It’s very troubling that in Muslim countries, Muslims who have tasted the “goodness” of Islam are leaving by the tens of thousands every year to embrace Jesus Christ, but in Western countries, our liberal educational institutions are bending over backwards to appease this dangerous political and religious ideologies.Source straight from a renown imam

6 million Muslims leaving Islam every year in Africa alone

I find solace in the belief that, in the end, this death cult called Islam will be destroyed by the Love of Jesus Christ. Muslims will have had enough of the hatred and violence, and will embrace the cross. They will be targeted for death and
violence, but they will never go back to Islam.

.. arrogant deskchair-warriors with prophetic abilities:

#23 Amos
You people are pathetically deluded. In 20 years Iraq will be a free and prosperous nation, and it’s people will hate Americans just like the Fench, South Koreans and all the other ungratefull scum do. America is undertaking this project in her own self interest, to refom a filthy, barbaric failed state that was a festering threat to her security and the entire region. If we can get the useless, worthless ungrateful and treacherous Arabs to behave like half-civilised people and spread some democratic reform in the middle east it will be a big win for the US and humanity and worth the price in American blood. THAT’S what we’re paying for, otherwise I wouldn’t trade one American life for a thousand Arabs. But don’t look for gratetude, you will get only spitting and curses from these people. In 20 years their well-off middle class kids will be wearing American blue jeans, listening to American hip-hop and burning the American flag in the street, just like all the others, from Belgium to Seoul. Fuck ‘em. These swine are getting democracy for OUR own good, not theirs. Try to have a little perspective, people.

.. and of course, butchers:

#20 Rick Z
I really don’t consider it killing. It’s simply extermination of vermin, diseased vermin at that. I’d like to think of it as more like a Death Cult Prophylactic.

So somebody tell me:
WHO BELONGS TO THE HATE-AND-DEATH-CULT NOW?

I wish these types of comments were the exception. Sadly enough, every single LGF post’s comment section contains piles of this idiocy.
Now, after enduring reading that %*#@, go back and read the very first comment by JoiseyMafia again, the one bashing left-wingers. Then ask yourself how mentally deranged one can be. And finally, don’t forget to take the LGF-Quiz!.

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