“So who is Charles Johnson?”

A friend of mine, who I will refer to here as “N”, had asked this question. This how it went on in a chat session:

Me: http://littlegreenfootballs.com <- This is Charles Johnson
N: I read some stuff but I was surprised that everybody is referring to him as “he”
Me: Where did you find the name?
N: Huh? On the blogs.. Where else?
Me: Which blogs?
N: One sec
Me: k
N: Ok.. I noticed it’s stupid to send you any links because you most probably know them all..
N: You know these anti-LGF blogs.. And of course the ones who like LGF
Me: Yeah
N: And it’s funny how everyone knows and is talking about “Charles Johnson”. I mean it’s like he’s someone important
Me: Unfortunately
N: But I’m kind of confused now. Is it like he is _the blogger_ of LGF
Me: Right
N: The only blogger? He’s doing all the work?
Me: Officially yes. Some people think he might have people helping him
N: That is one shallow-brained human.. If he’s writing all that stuff then he’s jobless, has no life, some psycho freak locked up in his room and spending the whole day typing some rubbish

And thereby, my evening was saved.

The Sphinx