Box of Hammers

• 28.01.08, around midnight: Whoever invented mushroom soup has made the world a happier place..
• 29.01.08, next evening: I’m starting to realize I must have been bordering on delirium when I thought of this. What lack of sleep can do to people..
• 30.01.08, late afternoon: Statistically, the Vatican City has the highest worldwide rate of popes, namely two per square kilometer.
• 2.02.08, morning: Anybody want some extra snow?
• 2.02.08, half an hour later: You know you’re really messed up when you can’t remember what the hell you wrote in here earlier and go back to check.
• 4.02.08, evening: For some reason, a few of my pens seem to be replicating while I’m not looking. How I suddenly had 4 brown and 2 red pens rather than one of each is beyond me. And no, none of my friends were missing any.
• 9.02.08, morning: There’s a dead moth in a corner of my (real) mailbox, and I don’t know whether to take it out or just keep the thing there and feel sorry for it.
• 16.02.08, evening: Egads! Making balloon animals is hard!
• 23.02.08, early morning: Last night, a döner saved my life..
• 4.03.08, after midnight: Everything becomes twice as funny once it involves a sock monkey.
• 10.03.08, morning: Coins can be very schizophrenic when they make your decisions for you.
• 25.03.08, noon: Snow, rain, hail, sun and wind in one morning. Oh joy!
• 25.03.08, evening: Honestly, Germans are great in keeping the trains run on time, but they CAN’T HANDLE EMERGENCY SITUATIONS.
• 26.03.08, evening: I’m exactly 263′297′879.56 cm away from home (courtesy of Google Earth).
• 10.04.08, noon: Interesting books turn up at the worst moments possible, mostly in droves.
• 22.04.08, morning: I see dead wave-functions.. *tremble*
• 24.04.08, evening: Spiders. Everywhere..
• 26.04.08, evening: University is causing me to play Reggae. Strange times..
• 21.05.08, way after midnight: Red Bull only tastes good when you really need it. You know, those times when you’re thinking: “Sleep? I can sleep when I’m dead..”
• 20.06.08, early morning: There’s nothing as fascinating as spotting a spider arrive at your window and watch it build a web from scratch. Trippy..
• 30.08.08, morning: If anybody ever asked me again whether we learn about reactors and bombs in atomic physics..
• 11.10.08, morning: I picked a fight with a Döner yesterday, and lost..
• 6.01.09, past midnight: There’s a golem in my soup!
• 25.02.09, way past bedtime: The integrals and partition functions have mounted a conspiracy against me. This means WAR.
• 10.03.09, evening: And so, let there be pie!
• 15.03.09, evening: Double-precision FTW!!